跑去YHAOO看了，可是看不懂！
哪位好心的姐姐妹妹给翻译下？
TO THE TROOPS....ATTENTION
Listen up, troops. Here it is:
As you may have heard leaked,(I suspect we've got a mole) and I
have asked myself, "Have I Vetted Everyone", I've been ordered to
investigate the possiblity of Hostiles somewhere in the near (or
far) East. I'm not at liberty to say where exactly, you
understand,but my orders state that I am to
Check for
Hostiles
In
Nearby
Asia.
(Get it!)
I'm taking young Cadet Nicole with me and traveling under the alias
of Rin Hooper.(Which I've used before)
We're scheduled to arrive in a fictious place called Beijing on
April 12th, then in another madeup town called Tianjin on the 12th
for a couple of days. There's to be an interegation of the fan
(atics) on the 13th , and various interviews on the 14th.
I've ordered Chief to keep a high profile and will assign him to
some other location such as Disneyworld or Dollyland to act as a
diversion.
I will keep you abreast of findings. Wish us luck.
Lt. C Garrison, USA, USN, USMC, USAF,
BSA,GSA, CPA, CIA, CNN,CBS,AAA, PTA AND CROSSING GUARD.
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Craig
