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TO THE TROOPS...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Allright Troops, Listen up!
Cadet Nicole and I have returned from that secret mission which,
as you know I'm not at liberty to diviluge, but...
Chances
Have
It at
Nearby
Asia. (get it?)
And I'm proud to report... Mission Accomplished. (I was going to use
the chopper and land on a carrier, but GW was using it trying to
find Camp David to show the Queen)
Anyway, we were met by undercover agents (using their very clever
and cute aliases) Rachel, Yvonne, Jerry,Ann, Joy,Lin, Andy and others
who prefer to remain annonymous. I'm not saying they were georgous
knockouts, but I know any hostiles in the area would have LOVED to
go under-the-covers with any of them! (Oops, scratch that, lost my
head)
Well, I'm happy to report no hostiles were uncovered by the
undercovers or Cadet Nic and me..partly by the action of yours truly.
You see, some years ago, I don't remember exactly, I suggested to
the natives that if they wanted to protect themselves from the
hostiles, they should build a berm, a fortification, or even a wall,
if you will, around their territory, like the forts we built in our
country's infancy. And, darned if they didn't follow my advice and
built this large wall-like structure around them. And it did the
trick! I don't know how long the darn thing is but it's obviously
sufficient.
So, the gorgeous, gracious undercovers and Nic and me bivouaced
(partied) for a couple of days and we returned home.
Need to rest up after that exhausing mission as I've accepted
another assignment for hostile hunting this fall. Can't tell you
where , of course, because:
Everthing
Needs more info
Garnered.
Hang in there!
Rin Hooper, (aka Lt.Garrison),USA, USAF, USN,
USMC,BSA,GSA,CIA,CPA,CBS,FBI,CNN,SAG,AND CROSSING GUARD
Cadet Nicole and I have returned from that secret mission which,
as you know I'm not at liberty to diviluge, but...
Chances
Have
It at
Nearby
Asia. (get it?)
And I'm proud to report... Mission Accomplished. (I was going to use
the chopper and land on a carrier, but GW was using it trying to
find Camp David to show the Queen)
Anyway, we were met by undercover agents (using their very clever
and cute aliases) Rachel, Yvonne, Jerry,Ann, Joy,Lin, Andy and others
who prefer to remain annonymous. I'm not saying they were georgous
knockouts, but I know any hostiles in the area would have LOVED to
go under-the-covers with any of them! (Oops, scratch that, lost my
head)
Well, I'm happy to report no hostiles were uncovered by the
undercovers or Cadet Nic and me..partly by the action of yours truly.
You see, some years ago, I don't remember exactly, I suggested to
the natives that if they wanted to protect themselves from the
hostiles, they should build a berm, a fortification, or even a wall,
if you will, around their territory, like the forts we built in our
country's infancy. And, darned if they didn't follow my advice and
built this large wall-like structure around them. And it did the
trick! I don't know how long the darn thing is but it's obviously
sufficient.
So, the gorgeous, gracious undercovers and Nic and me bivouaced
(partied) for a couple of days and we returned home.
Need to rest up after that exhausing mission as I've accepted
another assignment for hostile hunting this fall. Can't tell you
where , of course, because:
Everthing
Needs more info
Garnered.
Hang in there!
Rin Hooper, (aka Lt.Garrison),USA, USAF, USN,
USMC,BSA,GSA,CIA,CPA,CBS,FBI,CNN,SAG,AND CROSSING GUARD
翻译:
全体人员,注意!
军校生NICOLE和我已经从秘密任务中返回,你们知道我不便透露地点,但...
Chances
Have
It at
Nearby
Asia.
(CHINA,中国)
我荣幸地宣布...任务完成。(原计划乘直升机在航空母舰上着陆,但GW注1要用它把戴维营找出来给女王看。)
总之,我们会见了地下联络员(他们使用非常机智而可爱的假名)Rachel注2, Yvonne, Jerry,Ann, Joy注3,Lin注4, Andy和其他自愿匿名人士。他们魅力惊人,据我所知那里所有的敌对势力都非常愿意用他们中的任何一人作为伪装! （OOPS，把这些擦掉，我昏头了）
总之,我们会见了地下联络员(他们使用非常机智而可爱的假名)Rachel注2, Yvonne, Jerry,Ann, Joy注3,Lin注4, Andy和其他自愿匿名人士。他们魅力惊人,据我所知那里所有的敌对势力都非常愿意用他们中的任何一人作为伪装! （OOPS，把这些擦掉，我昏头了）
好吧,我很高兴报告大家,无论地下联络员还是NIC和我都没有发现敌情...部分是由于你们的准备工作。多年以前,我不记得确切时间,我曾对当地居民建议要保护自己,防御外敌,莫如建造一道护堤,或防御工事,如果愿意的话甚至筑一堵墙围起自己的领土,就像我国建国之初造起的要塞。他们要是不听我的建议，不在四周筑起这座城墙式的建筑物就太没有道理了。现在你看，它起作用了！我不知道这东西有多长,但它显然效果卓著。
总之,美丽亲切的联络员们与NIC和我露营（欢聚）了几天,然后我们返回家中。
这次任务让人筋疲力尽,我们需要休整一段以便执行我接受的今秋另一次敌情侦察任务。当然还是不能透露地点,因为:
Everthing 所有消息
Needs more info 都需要进一步
Garnered 证实
(ENG,RON计划于今年10月赴英国参加电视节)
等我的消息!
Rin Hooper, (又名加里森中尉)
注1：GW——G.W.BUSH （米国现任的那个小布什总统）
注2：Rachel —— cggg
注3：Joy —— 花花团子
注4：Lin —— Casina
